Research Department Proposes HLVAV Mediostàticas of their workshops on journalism and other Requirement communications.
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with a pair of data and several pictures at random. At this time the vision of the news from half of the mediocre, which is probably where you will end up at the time to get a job in the middle Dear friends - with the slogan: Let's see now does the dirty red monkey Bolivarian "Everything is valid when a rustic lefty foist reccionario any attack against freedom of the free world.
Shared Shower
President Hugo
Venezuelan Chavez recommended to the austere "showers Communists''three minutes to face severe water shortages in Venezuela
The Committee to Support the Risk em Resquebrajarce Mallard was the first agency to declare his pleasure at such action taken by "Huguet" as the cute ducklings affectionately baptized on the occasion of an official visit.
The premier maverick to some rioting by opponents of the coup right to claim entitlement to a long shower to have a piaccere of swimming pools and watering at the discretion the few golf courses that the regime has left standing, has delayed ask for support in the Red Army who has arranged a couple of battalions of soldiers armed with stopwatches graceful and whips 3 tips for safely carrying out the proposed maximum Venezuelan leader.
Within the harsh measures taken trying to maintain a minimal but effective hygiene among the people of Haiti has been deployed all sorts of control mechanisms, including the discharge of spy satellite orbit-SAT OJOALPIOJ
equipped with thermal cameras able to capture the moment in which any resident anywhere in the country are using or abusing a leisurely swim, This record is sent to CeCAHePreBu (Aroma Control Center and Form Funky Bourgeois), who is in charge of finding the offenders and put them for safekeeping.
skimping on effort and not making use of the thriving technology and rebellious Iranian intelligence service and CeCAHePreBu Chavez also made available to his hounds vehicles equipped with readers of PH in human skin, sophisticated device " sniff "
the citizen who moves through the various arteries of the Bolivarian ejido in its entirety and evaluated within a few seconds under soap and detachment layers of skin of unsuspecting potential dapper-shabby so after a simple equation to give an offender who has spent too much time on his toilet or a filthy individual who has seized on some perfume to hide their filthy obedience towards the country.
Venezuelan president came out in support of responsible water consumption. "There are people who get to sing in the bathroom half an hour", criticized Chavez, who believes that "three minutes is more than enough." After such statements would have transcended the decision to two prominent figures of the national artistic endeavor to suspend their tour through the beautiful geography oil land considering the sayings of Chairman discriminatory and have already sent their cases to the Committee Against Violence to Health Singer OAS to take action on the matter and punish Chavez for his onslaught.
"I've had three minutes and is more than enough, he was not smelly," argued the president of Bolivar, who focused on the description of the process: "One minute is enough, Maria Cristina "added to the claims of one of his mistresses while visiting his armpits hard sounding their nostrils in deep aspirations for the absence of strong odors that contradict their claims.
The Venezuelan president also spoke of the jacuzzi. "We are not times a Jacuzzi," he said. He proposed various methods of hygiene and water saving as plotted here
for those who want to keep the parts without smell and with dignity hold a business meeting, a respectable intercourse, or any social event without smelling a dead skunk.
Altos leaders Argentina have joked with the measures taken by Venezuela and made it heavy jokes that pointed to the dubious hygiene above the crotch (or verija according to a former president of the Southern rapública) Chavez to which it has responded lightly: "I know how are these fucking (sic) Argentine units. are not as camaraderie as they seem not Latin American brothers! "gave him the comedy duo.
The opposition has taken the gospel to the light and have acted accordingly, one of the harshest statements against the official position has been to pour thousands of gallons of water hydrant on a plane summer mansion of the first representative, or call 
, from the very poor means of communication that have been in clenque but standing after the onslaught of media control and censorship of Chavez, people to use old-style masks in the hysteria of the so-called swine flu, or
public screenings of The Vitta Dolcce to make reference to Venezuelan citizens soon will have to bathe in public fountains as did in the wonderful film of Fellini Anita desirable.
Finally, the global situation has us on tenterhooks all the inhabitants of this miraculous planet, capable of hosting the most wonderful gift of the universe that is life, billions of years it took for a simple plantigrade, or a bug-like hominid become and this evolved into what it is Today the most intelligent inhabitant of the planet. The wheel, fire, gunpowder, he elcetricidad, the broth, cardio defibrillator, the broom 15, the mole Giggi, the radio transmission, LSD, the miniskirt, television, condoms, beer cold, pests, vaccines and the emergence of multinational health, personal computer, the intenet, the blog ... inventions and discoveries that have led us to thresholds unimaginable just a century ago ... Bue ... it just will have to save water Bolivarian dear friends, once again the country demands the sacrifice of their children.
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