Saturday, April 16, 2011

Can You Go To Bars With A Temporary I'd?

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No hay nada que me joda más que los monólogos. ¿un tío que escribe tonterías? Las tonterías son para decirlas, no para escribirlas - Dani Bro

Cari: ¿A que es guay cuando conocemos personas?
Pili: Sí aunt, is that we are islands!
Cari: Laura, not that! - to see me take the book- Son of a bitch, is the worst of the fucking society.

Nobody said that the mood had to be funny ... "I

Carlos, a student of 10 years and has not come to mind and not bring any motion: as I place myself in India.
Me: "Quee?
Carlos: No, I wanted to say ...
(?)

What do you call a binge of sweets? A gomilona - Cari-


Monday, April 11, 2011

Dragon Ball Fotomontana

The Adonis (new neighbor 2)

A few minutes later, when I went out the door to go to Curran, was hearing himself the movement of moving on the stairs. Was putting the key when I heard a male voice behind me: "Hello ..." I turned around, and what I found was ... tremendísima appearance.

A real Adonis stood before me just right muscled, with a white tank top, all of it twinkling and glistening by sweat ... fucked handsome the day is long. As if to show his great muscular power, carrying a gas cylinder in each hand as he does not want the thing, and not think drop them all the time he was talking to me, I would think they were empty.


"Hey," he said as if he were the incarnation of a Greek god - you have stolen?
- Cómooo ¿?
- Do not you have stolen from you last night?
-Nooo ... I have stolen, why ? I asked more than strange.
"Because I have said that they had robbed someone's house.
-Ah, no, I do not ...
"No stealing here, do not ? (How many times you can say "no" in a first step conversation? For there would be one more.)
"Why, I know not. What are you, the new neighbor? I asked smiling and flushed.
Yes
profidén -smile spark of brightness with a tooth ... Ching!
- Well, my name is Laura, how's your name?
-Hugo

adonis
So called Hugo. I doubted whether to give two kisses of rigor, but being as I was so sweaty, and with a bottle hanging from each arm, did not seem the best choice. What I did was go back to reality ... worldly, and tell the leak that the work had been done on the roof of my kitchen and bathroom, interested kindly about when would remedy such a tricky issue.

"Oh, good, but we'll have to talk to the owner, a skinny kid you see around here.
"Okay, okay, but coméntaselo, if you think," I said probably goofy smile.

Well, we exchanged a few sentences and said goodbye.

As I got my quad bike bud often thought I'd burst touched by neighbor, while beginning to speculate on new research that the latest talks with the neighborhood had opened before me: Would my namesake crying because he had stolen from her? Will you live the Adonis and the skinny kid in the apartment attic? Will couples, then? A world of unknowns and possibilities opens up on my ladder.

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The new neighbor a

peacefully last Friday I was reading when the phone rang, it was George, my neighbor, who lives in eight steps from my house. The conversation went as usual, he handed me his guest, and I tried to keep the roll and pretend calls seem natural, and as we colleagues: "What about everything, what about the daddies, how it will work asked me, as always. He went on to impromptu questions: What about candy? " (meaning that bag of candy for my cough ago gave me the intemerata of time, and I knew I was going to bring tail).

- Huy Jorge, candy! Where will ya?! Hahaha.
- Well, you owe me a coffee "he said, as so often .
- Yes, - carefree- answered one of these days ...
- JAJAJAJAAAA ...!!! , gave a tremendous laugh, which puzzled me greatly and made me wonder, "" wtf!? " Then he went to his own: For when he was climbing the stairs I heard a. .. What is the name of the first?
-Laura.
"Oh, I have heard from Laura because she was crying ...
"This ... - what the hell I commented to that, George? That it keeps one for one, we do not know ...- both Well, hopefully it is nothing serious ... (I know ...)
-Ya ... Have you seen the new neighbors?

(Brief aside: the floor above mine, in which he lived the p *** German and Hungarian alleged trafficker, has changed hands, and during this past month has been my alarm clock been the persistent and very irritating patter of sick workers from hours early for my good rest, including Saturdays, Sundays and Holy Days.)

- Do the works? No, I have not had the (dubious) pleasure ...
-Pues están haciendo la mudanza, ¿no les oyes por las escaleras?
-Ah, sí, ¿son ellos entonces?

Fue en definitiva una conversación bastante similar a los cienes de conversaciones que hemos tenido en estos muchos años; todas ellas con sus pequeños toques desconcertantes a la par que pseudo-entrañables.

Unos minutos más tarde, cuando salía yo por la puerta para ir a currar, seguía oyéndose el trasiego de la mudanza en las escaleras. Estaba echando la llave cuando oí a mis espaldas una voz masculina: “Hola...”   I turned around, and what I found was ... tremendísima appearance.