Cover Letter To Work At A Clothing Store

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 DISABLED ------------ 
 
 - What is the hardest part of a plant? 
 - The wheelchair. 
 
 - Sen ~ ora, the situation with her husband is very serious, the safest is 
 that he is paralyzed one side of body. 
 - Fast, enjoy it cock on the other side. 
 
 - Do you know the difference between the Olympics and Paralympics 
? 
 - That in the first run Fermin Cacho, and the other horns 
 Fermin. 
 
 cartoons: 
 - See if you guess that Paralympic sport is this. 
 (You gotta make like you're running in a wheel chair 
, and quite often you find a lump on his forehead) 
 - 100 ms. with obstacles. 
 
 - What is the difference between the locker room 
 Olympic athletes and the Paralympics? 
 - In a reflex smells and the other three one. 
 
 A hunchback is on the street when approached by a guy with a pack of Camel 
 in hand yells 
 - Hey, hey, that he has fallen identity card! Wonder Steevie 
 
 tells Jose Feliciano: 
 - Anda trunk, let me 20 dollars. 
 - And when I back? 
 - in quantitative we meet. 
 
 A blind man is sandpaper, feels 
 for a while and says: 
 - What amount of nonsense brings the newspaper! 
 
 After a divorce, a woman puts an ad in a newspaper looking for a partner to take 
 purely sexual encounters. After two days 
 knock on the door, opens it and sees a man with no arms or legs. 
 - Good, as the announcement came. 
 - But ... you believe that conditions can help me? 
 - Man, I called the bell ... 
 
 - Put up 
 Pliny - Lift your thumb, which is next, and the little finger 
 - Say "waiter, five beers for the sawmill" 
 
 - Hey, you know about the Siamese twins? 
 - Ah, well look, we have gone to live in England for a while. 
 - And that? As has been? 
 - is that the right wanted to learn to drive. 
 
 - Hey, how you are the holidays? 
 - Cojonudos, alone or had a small problem. 
 - What? 
 - We were one day to a hill and we saw a bull. 
 started running after us, and lucky that my cousin in cold blood many 
 stood in front of the bull and gave him seven muletazos. 
 - Fuck with your cousin, did not know he was a bullfighter. 
 - No, if it is, is lame. 
 
 - Jo, man, I just bought a hearing aid that is a marvel 
, I can not get into the ear and no one notices. 
 - Jo, for things ... and how much did it cost? 
 - The two and a quarter. 
 
 - Dude, these fat. 
 - If, as a wall. 
 
 - For the dumb masturbate with your left hand? 
 - the right to moan. This joke is 
 
 mimic: 
 - Maffiano, Maffiano, daf me a beff (This we have to say the lower jaw 
 exit afurera) 
 - No, we encaffamo (This I say with the lower jaw 
 tucked in). 
 
 A dwarf goes to a bar and jumping in front of the bar, if you do 
 says: 
-A fanta! 
 But pass him. Repeat the operation, but can not until the dwarf 
 of both hopping mad, going to the party from behind the bar and sees another dwarf 
 jumping while saying: 
 - orange or lemon? 
 - orange or lemon? 
 
 A gnome walks into a barber. 
 - I cut the pins? 
 - No way! And then with that walk, with cojoncillos? 
 
 A nasal board a bus (this was before the strike) and you 
 hardly question the ticket price, but the driver moves the fully 
, the nasal tries again, but the driver still 
 undeterred. 
 After a while the nasal says if you can tell when 
 at Gran Via, but the driver passed him, 
 someone finally takes pity on him and say which is the stop. 
 ... so you can stretch the joke a thousand things and the driver is passing the nasal 
. when it is low, a person who had helped 
 tells the driver: 
 - But you have no heart! over which this man has this defect 
 voice, you will not answer you. 
 - E zi contezto will not toztaz Liam (nasal voice). 
 
 - Have you heard the joke about the deaf? 
 - No. 
 - Well, no. 

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 CONDOMS 
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 abuelete enters a pharmacy and asks for a condom: 
 - The color you want it, we have red, green, black ... 
 - and not rods? 
 
 uncle was a very ugly, very ugly, very ugly 
 walks into a pharmacy and asks an employee a box of condoms. The pharmacist, seeing this, 
 says: 
 - Take care, which expire in 1996. 
 
 - Why do the mosquitoes always wear a condom? 
 - Just in case. 
 
 a guy goes to a pharmacy where there is an old lady taking the pressure. 
 The guy walks in and asks loudly: 
 - SEN ~ ORIT, SEN ~ ORITO sell me a CONDON ... 
 hearing this the old lady tells the angry type: 
 - God! YOUNG CARING FOR YOUR TONGUE! 
 And the guy says 
 - NO, really?! ORIT ~ SEN, SEN ~ ORIT, THEN GIVE ME TWO ... 
 
 A guy goes to a drugstore to buy condoms: 
 - Good, I wanted to buy two condoms. 
 - Young, I do not miss it! 
 - Well, then give me three. 
 
 Lepe A druggie travels to see his friend. 
 throw a party and colleagues begin to shoot, using all the same syringe, so queel 
 visitor asked: 
 - Hey, you have no fear of catching AIDS? 
 - No, man, no, we as condoms. A lepero get 
 
 place, and when they come into the bedroom 
 aunt says he has to put a condom. 
 - And as I put it? 
 - Well ... look, well. 
's aunt takes him a condom and puts it on her finger. The guy replies, 
 - Ah, it is simple. 
 In this the woman leaves the room while the ban ~ o is 
 lepero puts the condom, and when he returns to the bedroom and put it finds 
 in bed. Well, things are continuing normally, but towards the end of the dust 
 aunt notices something is wrong. 
 - Hey, you put on a condom? 
 - Of course I've set! Look! ~ 
 and taught him a finger. 
 
 Two linked with a pair leperos of strangers, but before making love, 
 them tell them they have to wear condoms. 
 - and that for that? 
 - for that we not be pregnant. 
 After a few days, the two friends are. 
 - Hey, honestly, you care that these two girls become pregnant 
? 
 - The truth is that not much. 
 - So we take off and condoms? 
 
 - In what looks like a diploma to a condom? 
 1) you give it rolled. 
 2) Represents a lot of work. 
 3) The next day is worthless. 
 
 A guy goes to the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist two condoms. The pharmaceutical 
 gives them, charges, and the customer leaves the pharmacy Descojonado 
 laughter. The next day the same thing happens, and another, until a diael 
 pharmacist tells his assistant: 
 - Look, I do not know what happens to this guy that 
 Descojonado every time I buy two condoms, because it is something that can happen to anyone 
 the first time, but this guy has been around here a few times. 
 Why not follow him one day and see if we find out what happens? Total 
, which arrives next day the customer buys two condoms, 
 be laughing long match, and the assistant comes out behind him. 
 After a while, the assistant goes back into the pharmacy. 
 - that, you know what happens? 
 - Si ... Really ... is ... to leave the pharmacy 
 has gone directly to your home. 
 
 Condoms are not 100% sure. Tell that to lepero 
 was believed to take a position that could cross the road without looking, and 
 did just as he passed a trailer loaded with two tanks. 
 
 Because condoms are sold in boxes half dozen, dozen and two dozen 
? 
 The half-dozen are for priests: one for Monday, one for the 
 Tuesday ....... and rest on Sunday (day of Sen ~ or) 
 The two dozen are for the couple: one for day one, one for 
 the two, so to 24. The rest is a holiday. The 
 a dozen are for marriage: one for January, one for 
 February ... 
 
 A very refined man is visiting a village of those lost 
 by the mountain is where the people were also quite a beast. In 
 know why the prettiest girl in town and decides he has a plan, so 
 enters the pharmacy and says 
 - Please dependent, would you please give me a condom? 
 - ~ sen orito Anda !!!!- refined air pharmacist says deburla - 
 here it's called a condom !!!!!! 
 - Well, give me a CONDOM DON, please. 
 
 A very shy man go to the pharmacy and says very quietly 
 - Hey please give me a box of condoms 
 responds to what the pharmacist 
 - Condoms? If, for a moment. 
 seeks and finds, and says loudly 
 - Manolo, a box of condoms underemployment of stock! 
 - a case of what?! 
 - De condoms! 
 - Vale, a condom marching! 
 you go up the box of condoms, it gives the pharmacist, the 
 open, pulls out a pack, it gives the customer and this, also crying, said 
 - I'll fuck !!!!!!!!!! !!!!! Sign 
 
 a guy in a store and says: 
 - Please give me a condom? 
 - But hey, this is a shop selling "naval." 
 - With ~ or, for that! 
 
 - What is another name of the Ogino method? 
 - Vatican Roulette.