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 - What is the hardest part of a plant? 
 - The wheelchair. 
 
 - Sen ~ ora, the situation with her husband is very serious, the safest is 
 that he is paralyzed one side of body. 
 - Fast, enjoy it cock on the other side. 
 
 - Do you know the difference between the Olympics and Paralympics 
? 
 - That in the first run Fermin Cacho, and the other horns 
 Fermin. 
 
 cartoons: 
 - See if you guess that Paralympic sport is this. 
 (You gotta make like you're running in a wheel chair 
, and quite often you find a lump on his forehead) 
 - 100 ms. with obstacles. 
 
 - What is the difference between the locker room 
 Olympic athletes and the Paralympics? 
 - In a reflex smells and the other three one. 
 
 A hunchback is on the street when approached by a guy with a pack of Camel 
 in hand yells 
 - Hey, hey, that he has fallen identity card! Wonder Steevie 
 
 tells Jose Feliciano: 
 - Anda trunk, let me 20 dollars. 
 - And when I back? 
 - in quantitative we meet. 
 
 A blind man is sandpaper, feels 
 for a while and says: 
 - What amount of nonsense brings the newspaper! 
 
 After a divorce, a woman puts an ad in a newspaper looking for a partner to take 
 purely sexual encounters. After two days 
 knock on the door, opens it and sees a man with no arms or legs. 
 - Good, as the announcement came. 
 - But ... you believe that conditions can help me? 
 - Man, I called the bell ... 
 
 - Put up 
 Pliny - Lift your thumb, which is next, and the little finger 
 - Say "waiter, five beers for the sawmill" 
 
 - Hey, you know about the Siamese twins? 
 - Ah, well look, we have gone to live in England for a while. 
 - And that? As has been? 
 - is that the right wanted to learn to drive. 
 
 - Hey, how you are the holidays? 
 - Cojonudos, alone or had a small problem. 
 - What? 
 - We were one day to a hill and we saw a bull. 
 started running after us, and lucky that my cousin in cold blood many 
 stood in front of the bull and gave him seven muletazos. 
 - Fuck with your cousin, did not know he was a bullfighter. 
 - No, if it is, is lame. 
 
 - Jo, man, I just bought a hearing aid that is a marvel 
, I can not get into the ear and no one notices. 
 - Jo, for things ... and how much did it cost? 
 - The two and a quarter. 
 
 - Dude, these fat. 
 - If, as a wall. 
 
 - For the dumb masturbate with your left hand? 
 - the right to moan. This joke is 
 
 mimic: 
 - Maffiano, Maffiano, daf me a beff (This we have to say the lower jaw 
 exit afurera) 
 - No, we encaffamo (This I say with the lower jaw 
 tucked in). 
 
 A dwarf goes to a bar and jumping in front of the bar, if you do 
 says: 
-A fanta! 
 But pass him. Repeat the operation, but can not until the dwarf 
 of both hopping mad, going to the party from behind the bar and sees another dwarf 
 jumping while saying: 
 - orange or lemon? 
 - orange or lemon? 
 
 A gnome walks into a barber. 
 - I cut the pins? 
 - No way! And then with that walk, with cojoncillos? 
 
 A nasal board a bus (this was before the strike) and you 
 hardly question the ticket price, but the driver moves the fully 
, the nasal tries again, but the driver still 
 undeterred. 
 After a while the nasal says if you can tell when 
 at Gran Via, but the driver passed him, 
 someone finally takes pity on him and say which is the stop. 
 ... so you can stretch the joke a thousand things and the driver is passing the nasal 
. when it is low, a person who had helped 
 tells the driver: 
 - But you have no heart! over which this man has this defect 
 voice, you will not answer you. 
 - E zi contezto will not toztaz Liam (nasal voice). 
 
 - Have you heard the joke about the deaf? 
 - No. 
 - Well, no.